Mojo Workout 82: Pizza Whore

Here we are with episode 82 of Mojo Workout! Michael Kaiser is on paternity leave, so us lowly crew members had to man the ship without him. Scary! Gentleman Matt stepped up to the plate to command the ship and did a fine job steering us into an asteroid field of pizza whores, ball shots and more. He even pulled out a Bowlerskating match! Of course, we visited the Real Rock N Roll Hall of Fame and did what we always do there. A lot of people got kicked out this week.

Points this week were ants on a log, because we really are all little kids, no matter how old we are.

Hosts this time around were Greg “Hellmouth” Lonesome, Mag “Zinger,” Jorge “Sectmaniac,” Brian “Dratsum” Hyde, Gentleman Matt and special guest, Drazzle.

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Mojo Workout 81: Pee Pee Eggs

Episode 81 of Mojo Workout was a very special one, all about “much music” and “pee pee eggs.” How can you get better entertainment than that? Also for some reason unbeknownst to us, this episode recorded extremely “hot” and may sound a bit distorted. We’re sorry for that. It won’t happen next time. Hopefully.

The Real Rock N Roll Hall of Fame this week righted a wrong that the Faux Hall of Fame has perpetuated for a long time now. Can you guess what it is? Points this week were virgin boy eggs (aka pee pee eggs), a delectable treat.

Hosts this time around were Michael “the Event” Kaiser, Greg “Hellmouth” Lonesome, Mag “Zinger” and special guest, Jerry Pinhead.

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Mojo Workout 80: Serving up the Clown Bologna

80 episodes of Mojo Workout! That’s well over a week of continuous nonsense and silliness if you listened to all the episodes back to back. We dare you to try!

The Real Rock N Roll Hall of Fame segment was extremely long this week with so many crew members, it took up half the show. Points this week were slices of clown bologna. A perfect Mojo treat, especially with Matt around.

Hosts this time around were Michael “the Event” Kaiser, Greg “Hellmouth” Lonesome, Gentleman Matt, Brian “Dratsum” Hyde, Jorge Sectmaniac, Mag and special guest, Scott Hudson.

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Mojo Workout 79: Chris Dodd is a Punk (And Not the Good Kind)

Sailing on the S.S. Mojo Workout this week we teach you the proper way to make a Gibson, we talk about the RIAA and Chris Dodd, there’s a birthday shout out to William Shatner, and of course, the Real Rock N Roll Hall of Fame gets the Mojo treatment. Points this week were Gibsons, stirred, not shaken.

Hosts this time around were Michael “the Event” Kaiser, Greg “Hellmouth” Lonesome, Mag and special guest, Scott Hudson.

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Mojo Workout 78: The Pizza Man Cometh

Hall of FameThis week on the S.S. Mojo Workout we get an update on the Pizza Man from Gentleman Matt, there’s talk of Man Camp, Apple computer machines, P.O.R.K., and of course, the Real Rock N Roll Hall of Fame as only the Mojo crew can do it. Points this week were worms, because nobody likes us.

Hosts this time around were Michael “the Event” Kaiser, Greg “Hellmouth” Lonesome, Jorge Sectmaniac and Mag, with a special appearance from Gentleman Matt.

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Mojo Workout 77: Silky Gentleman Matt

This time around Scott Hudson of the Ledge joins the Mojo crew to bring some much needed professionalism, and we are also joined by Sean of the Jinxes. Gentleman Matt introduces the world to “Silky Gentleman Matt,” hilarity ensues and he earns himself yet another new nickname. Rollercoasters, mixers, Man Camp, mantyhose, stinky, diseased legs, the Real Rock N Roll Hall of Fame- it’s all here on the S.S. Mojo Workout!

Hosts this time around were Michael “the Event” Kaiser, Gentleman Matt, Greg “Hellmouth” Lonesome and special guests Scott Hudson of the Ledge and Sean of the Jinxes.

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Mojo Workout 76: Itty Bitty Teenie Weenie

The S.S. Mojo Workout set sail once again, paying tribute to the late Davy Jones of the Monkees and Louisiana Red, debating copyright laws and downloading, clarifying tea-time and of course – the Real Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame, including re-instating Mark Evans of AC/DC who was kicked out by the Faux Hall of Fame.

Hosts this time around were Michael “the Event” Kaiser, Mag, Jorge Sectmaniac and Greg “Hellmouth” Lonesome.

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Mojo Workout 75: Hot Nuts

Three hours of Hot Nuts, Gregorian Rants, Mojobituaries, stuff, and of course – the Real Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame! Only aboard the S.S. Mojo Workout.

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Mojo Workout 74: Made Of Beggin Strips

When one puppy says to the other, “hey, that whole thing is made of Beggin’ Strips!”, you have to put a stop to sleeping on the pig. Solve that mystery and visit the real Rock ‘N’ Roll Hall of Fame on this episode of Mojo Workout. We even snuck in a Celebrity BowlerSkating match!

Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Brian Hyde, Jason Snyderman, Jorge Sectmaniac.

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Mojo Workout 73: Zombie Telly Savalas

After a two week sabbatical of travels in far-off exotic lands we introduce you to the wonderful world of Zombie Telly Savalas, vicariously through the mad, mad adventures Brian “Dratsum” Hyde. Plus talk of prized pigs, and Eddie Munster, Russell Quan, Michael “Daddy Love” Lucas, y mucho mas!

Hosts: Michael Kaiser, Greg Lonesome, Brian Hyde, Jason Snyderman, MAG.

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