Includes a memorial for Stiv Bators, a Mojobituary for Jack “Dr. Death” Kevorkian, a magnificent Magnificent Moment, a Gregorian Rant (by popular demand!) about even more jerks behind the wheel, a shout-out to the youngest Red Shirt, Dezmond, and two new additions to Thee Gentleman Diplo-Matt’s name!!
Celebrity Bowlerskating matches: John Wayne Gacy vs. Ed Gein (both’re losers!), Little Debbie Fudge Rounds vs. Hostess Ding Dongs, and Taxi Driver vs. Raging Bull
Points: Moose Turd Pie (“Its good, though!”)